10 Reasons Why God Created Eve
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10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the
Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.
9. God knew that someday Adam would need
someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically,
it should be noted that men don't want to see what's
ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
8. God knew that Adam would never make a
doctor's appointment.
7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out,
he would never buy a new one for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would not remember to
take out the garbage.
5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply,
but he knew Adam would never be able to handle
labor pains and childbirth.
4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need
help in finding his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple
Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.
2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
1. And the No. 1 reason of all [ drum roll, fanfare, etc.]
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared:
"I can do better than that."
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10 Reasons Why God Created Eve
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10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the
Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.
9. God knew that someday Adam would need
someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically,
it should be noted that men don't want to see what's
ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)
8. God knew that Adam would never make a
doctor's appointment.
7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out,
he would never buy a new one for himself.
6. God knew that Adam would not remember to
take out the garbage.
5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply,
but he knew Adam would never be able to handle
labor pains and childbirth.
4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need
help in finding his tools.
3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple
Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.
2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."
1. And the No. 1 reason of all [ drum roll, fanfare, etc.]
God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared:
"I can do better than that."
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